Dear Little Blorp of Lace, Supposed to be a Scarf:
Please stop adding and subtracting stitches to and from yourself at will. I bought some of this lovely stuff in to make you, and only the finest needles will do. So why do you behave in such a willy-nilly fashion? I am at my wit's end!
My cousin Phyllis has a birthday is in a few days. Did you hear me, little blorp of lace, supposed to be a scarf? For the love of God, I’m begging you!
Yours,
Femiknitzi
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